Today my Mom sent me this one and I thought it was cute so I'll share...
Why, why, why....
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
- Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
- Is there ever a day that mattresses Are not on sale?
- Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
- Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
- Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
- How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
- When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
All completely true! Thanks Mom, keep the good one's comin!
1 comment:
Funny cause I too skip most forwards.... including this one mom sent me. But I do check blogs and since you posted it, I read it. Funny how we do all those things. And so Tar.... keep the good ones coming ;)
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